BEST RAPPER EVER Lyrics – Tom MacDonald
Hello, Thomas, I see that you’re depressed, what’s the problem?
Is it the skeletons you’re hiding deep inside your closet?
Have you been reading all the names they call you in the comments?
Have you been worried your haters will put you in the coffin?
Are you distraught that you promised vodka was not an option?
Now you’re having thoughts of doing shots, Tom, you’re an alcoholic
Is that true? You’re upset that you can’t have booze?
What’s the matter Thomas? Something’s got you in a bad mood
Yeah, it does, I’m anxious, nothing calms me down like Xanax does
But I can’t even relapse ’cause the internet will laugh at us
I just need a beer or two but it’s been like a year or two
I thought you disappeared, I can’t believe that I’m still here with you (shut up)
My therapist said me and you can’t speak again
I locked the devil out but it was you who let the demons in
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Tom, you’re a comedian
I’m only gonna tell you once, you really need to be my friend (no!)
I’m walking alone in the darkness, sharks in the water and sky full of vultures
The doctor ain’t giving you pills ’cause the pressure you’re under been giving you ulcers
Shut up, let me remind you, I’m independent because I’m the guy who
Does anything that I want, it goes viral, you’re independent ’cause no one will sign you
You got a YouTube that no one subscribes to, you got a Spotify nobody vibes to
I’m not another person you can lie to, I’ll be greatest as long as they sky’s blue
Liar! Come on, Thomas, keep it real
You’re the liar, I’ma tell you exactly how I feel
I’m the best rapper ever, I don’t wanna be great
If they’re the best, then I’m better, don’t you make no mistake
‘Cause I’m the GOAT, feel it in my bones, it’s a [?] ghost
I’m the one who pulls the sword out of the stone (best ever)
I’m the best rapper ever, I don’t care what you say
I’m da Vinci, I’m forever, I’m designed for the fame
‘Cause I’m the GOAT, get the [?] throne, everybody knows
Only voices that I’m hearing are my own (best ever)
Thomas, I’m still here, I practically smell the fear
I know all the reason why you feel so insecure
I’ve seen you panic backstage, hearing everybody cheer
You’re famous now, Thomas, tell me what’s with all the tears? (Shut up)
Do you regret that your face is covered with tattoos?
Mad that your beats wack, all your raps trash too? (Shut up!)
Do you resent that you need meds again, neglected friends
And now you just pretend you’re not pathetic, you’re not Eminem
Yeah, it’s one of those days, don’t know why I don’t feel okay
Close both eyes and focus on pain, blows my mind alone in my brain
I smell smoke from all of those flames, fell in holes and hope for my grave
They told me, “Smell the roses”, but I burned the whole bouquet
Tom, you’ll never win the fight against your haters long as I listen
‘Cause I read every single comment that you try missing
Then recite them in your mind and memorize disses
I’m a giant, Thomas, why you tryna fight with me?
I’m different, don’t care about a height difference, I might [?]
Show up to a gun fight, knife swinging, I am the darkness, yeah? I got night vision
I been biting my tongue and the blood from my cuts has been filling my stomach, I suffer
‘Cause they don’t show love when I’m humble so now I just do this for all of my family and all of my brothers
Liar! You’re rapping for yourself, it ain’t for them
Your selfish motivations are the reasons you’re depressed
I’m doing fine, you need to chill, you need to take more of those pills
Take a breath and tell us all just exactly how you feel
I’m the best rapper ever, I don’t wanna be great
If they’re the best, then I’m better, don’t you make no mistake
‘Cause I’m the GOAT, feel it in my bones, it’s a [?] ghost
I’m the one who pulls the sword out of the stone (best ever)
I’m the best rapper ever, I don’t care what you say
I’m da Vinci, I’m forever, I’m designed for the fame
‘Cause I’m the GOAT, get the [?] throne, everybody knows
Only voices that I’m hearing are my own (best ever)
Thomas, we’re together, you know how good we can be
Don’t deny it, just try it (‘kay fine), repeat after me (fine)
Hi, my name is Thomas, all I want’s to be an artist
I need help from all my demons for my dreams to get accomplished
See, Tom, I’m just what you need, we’re a team
Disagree? Go ahead, cut your wrists and make your demons bleed (no!)
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) I need to do this by myself
I told you twice already exactly how I felt
I’m the best rapper ever, I don’t wanna be great
If they’re the best, then I’m better, don’t you make no mistake
‘Cause I’m the GOAT, feel it in my bones, it’s a [?] ghost
I’m the one who pulls the sword out of the stone (best ever)
I’m the best rapper ever, I don’t care what you say
I’m da Vinci, I’m forever, I’m designed for the fame
‘Cause I’m the GOAT, get the [?] throne, everybody knows
Only voices that I’m hearing are my own (best ever)
