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The Lonely Island – Saturday Night Lyrics

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 The Lonely Island – Saturday Night Lyrics

[Intro]

Hey, what’s up, man?

Nothing?

You’ll never guess what happened! Check it, last Saturday my main chicken was like, “You need to take me out for a bubble bath, oil massage and candle light dinner.”

Oh, oh, hell not!

That’s what I was saying! I had to tell her like this:

[Chorus]

Saturday night is not for romance

You got a whole week to get into girl’s pants

Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France

But Saturday night? I’m in my b-boy stance

[Verse 1]

Ahh, Saturday night is the night after Friday

I’m thinking ’bout fly-ass girls out on the highway

I push my celerator and beep my horn

It’s not a night for dancing, a night for porn

It’s jerking in the bathroom [?] with my fellas

I’m talking these broads like rain to umbrellas

Saturday night ain’t time for the chick

It’s time for thе fellas to watch porno flicks

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I’m poking through a hole, no one can tеll

I’m going to bathroom, ring my own bell

Ring the alarm but I’m not the douche naked

It’s Saturday night and I’m darting these chickens

Wake up on Sunday, taste food in my mouth

Monday back come, the chicks in the house

Tuesday now, I’m back with my girl

Never let her know about my Saturday war

[Chorus]

Saturday night is not for romance

You got a whole week to get into girls’ pants

Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France

But Saturday night? I’m in my b-boy stance

[Verse 2]

Chilling with the girls can be pretty cool

But kicking it with the fellas is a different world

A girl can never understand what it’s like to be me

I stand up all day, sit to go pee

Well, it’s guys’ night out and I’m feeling real horny

Roll to the store for a case of forties

[?] out the window

Let’s explore our bodies and smoke some indo

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I’d rather watch TV and drink my Jack

I spent my whole Saturday on hitting from the back

Sure, it’s all good to get you [?] arm

But I’m a dude for all dudes and my word is bomb

Yeah, his words is bomb like the powder for your testies

I’m slithering my boys like [?]

I’m there for my dudes and it’s more than male bonding

I think it’s in the ass and men are responding

[Chorus]

Saturday night is not for romance

You got a whole week to get into girls’ pants

Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France

But Saturday night? I’m in my b-boy stance

[Verse 3]

Even though guys are better to bang

Girls stay nice like Michael Chang

Michael Chang no in a lot of Grand Slams

But his attitude is good so he’s the man

When we ram about tennis you know we’ll always be drunk

My man, Michael Chang’s got legs like a tree trunk

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Michael Chang, he’s down with us

We’ve never hung out but we like him a lot

Even though he looks young on the tour he’s a veteran

A genuine role model Asian-American

C to the H to the A-N-G

Everyone looks tall from his POV

He may not know the feeling of victory

But he’s got a lot of H-E-A-R-T

We’ve never met Chang and that’s alright

He can still sleep over on a Saturday night

[Chorus]

Saturday night is not for romance

It’s a day for us to get into dudes’ pants

Whether it’d be Kurt, Michael Chang or Lance

Saturday night I’m in my b-boy stance


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